This morning is absolutely insane. Everything that happened is just crazy. I can't wrap my head around it.

This complete mess has left me feeling shocked. I need a moment to process this.

It’s like something out of a movie. I just can't believe it.

Can You Trust This?

You won't question this one. It's absolutely wild. Just the other day, I was strolling down the street when I spotted a monkey wearing a glasses. It appeared totally normal. You should say it was the strangest thing I've ever observed. I swear, sometimes reality is just unusual!

Honestly We Don't Wrap My Head Around This!

Like, how is this even possible? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's ridiculous. It's like something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw on the floor. This is beyond comprehension, right?

• My mind is blown
• Make it stop!
• Someone pinch me

You Won't Believe What Happened

Well, I swear, you won't understand what just took place. I was driving down the street when all of a sudden this massive bird came out of a tree. It was holding a gold coin! I'm not kidding. It stared at me for a moment, then took off running. I am so confused by what I just saw.

Unbelievable! completely astonishing

Can you believe this? I can barely process {what just happened|. It's over|belief. I affirm this is {thetrutth. That story is totally far-fetched, I almost think it's . true.

• Maybe it was a hallucination? {I just can'tmake sense of this.

This is Beyond Belief

This situation is absolutely outrageous. I can't wrap my head around what they've just seen. It's like something out of a movie. Logic has taken a vacation.

• Am I dreaming?
• I'm feeling like I'm going crazy

{I have so many questions|What does this mean? This is unbelievable.